My worst qualities

I have posted profiles on numerous online dating sites. And many of them ask "what is your worst quality". This is a hard question to answer.

So how’s this sound

I play stupid facebook games

I have horrible spelling and grammar and mispronounce an abundance of words because I have issues with phonetics…. Also I have problems with commas, apostrophes and the use of “to” and “too”

I have a book buying addiction

I have been dyeing my hair for so long I don’t really know what the real color is anymore

I have two cats and I let them sleep in the bed with me… and I think psychologically I have them because I want/need to nurture something living.

I claim to diet because I want to be healthy but really I want to be a size 8 and wear skanky clothes

I watch far too much TV, a lot of it cheesy bad stuff

I sometimes think I’m still in love with my ex but cannot get back with him because the relationship is far too damaged now and frankly the same reasons for breaking it off still apply.

Or I could just skip that part…. Or “puts others in front of myself”