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Me- So how about we get dinner on Tuesday
Guy- Oh, I can’t. Tuesday is my night to write poetry.Wisdom
"No matter how careful you are, you can end up pregnant. That's what sex is designed to do after all. So, never sleep with someone who is mean or stupid, and ugly, because all three may breed true." - Merideth Gentry in Laurell K. Hamilton's A Kiss of Shadows
Things never to say to a girl in a bar
Can you give your friends my number?
You make me feel short.
Are you Jewish, cause your nose is very Jewish?
Hey, your friends are hot, are they single?
You make me feel short.
Are you Jewish, cause your nose is very Jewish?
Hey, your friends are hot, are they single?
Things never to say to your girlfriend
From long distance boyfriend, Henry- "let's have a contest to see who can lose the most weight by the next time we see each other"
Things to say that will ensure you don't get any
"those condoms are from my last girlfriend"- Gary
"Wow...one of your boobs is bigger then the other. I thought that was an urban myth!"- Finn
"Wow...one of your boobs is bigger then the other. I thought that was an urban myth!"- Finn
"How bout tonight, after dinner…. We shave my head?"- Ian
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